It has just been reported that the head gardener at the White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents.
When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said "All I know is I was walking past the Oval Office and I asked, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' The next thing I knew, my a$$ was fired!!
When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said "All I know is I was walking past the Oval Office and I asked, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' The next thing I knew, my a$$ was fired!!
They fired a security guard too. After the spade comment Obama asked, "Who was that?" to which the guard replied, "That was the gardener, Sam Beau".